HELLOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!

Ongo Gablogian -- the art collector. Charmed, I'm sure!

You are now standing in a digital temple of taste, class, and money. Do not touch anything with your eyes unless your eyes are expensive.

Here you will find art that is bold, provocative, and definitely for sale. If you don't understand it, that's fine. It means it's working. This art is asking questions like "What is beauty?", "Can you afford me?", and "Why are you still looking at that one?"
This art will never make you say "Bullshit!" or "Derivative!"

Some people say, "Ongo, this art makes me uncomfortable."
GOOD. That's how you know it's art and not trash for idiots.

Browse slowly. Nod occasionally. Say things like "Interesting use of space" or "Yes, I see the rage." And remember: if you have to ask the price, you can still look-but I will know.

Enjoy the site.
Or don't.
Either way, we're all just air conditioners walking around this planet, screwing eachother's brains out.